Some questions for Scientologists

1. So what does Scientology mean?
   As far as my greek goes, it seems to mean the Study of Science.
2. Ok, well, could you tell me a little about the philosophy of science?
   
3. What am I talking about? Well, if you're into Scientology, I was kind of hoping you could tell me?
4. Oh, thats not what it means? Well, what does the word Scientology mean?

5. So, when Xemu came to Earth with his millions of prisoners and chained them to volcanoes and blew them up with nukes... were they fission bombs or fusion?
6. Is this what killed the dinosaurs?

7. Do you wonder why the Church asks you to pay a set scale of money for each revelation?

8. Given that humans are evolved from clams, why did we give up such a useful evolutionary step as shells?

9. Are you full of dead space aliens?
10. Can I see?

11. What's the difference between Dianetics Centres and Churches of Scientology?

12. When all the thetans were shown 36 days of 3d motion pictures, do you think that they got to see some promos?
13. Toilet breaks?
14. Was there any popcorn?

15. Have you read any of L Ron Hubbard's fiction?