Pedro Silva

 Pedro's Nut Pedro is one of my best friends. Somehow, regardless of how bizarre and strange the links, I can always trace a route from myself through Pedro and eventually back through someone else I have met from somewhere completely unrelated. This is beginning to scare me.

Pedro is one of my scariest friends; not only does he look like Frankenstein, but he got engaged to Tali when he was 19 - and now they are married. Pedro now lives in Shepparton. He's bought a ute and become a yobbo.